We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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