what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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