The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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