your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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