just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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