6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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