im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
