did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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