She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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