sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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