quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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