I feel like abortions should bother me more
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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