when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You made out with two different species that night
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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