Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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