Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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