what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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