So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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