at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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