How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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