My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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