AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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