so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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