Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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