Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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