So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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