You're my little dorito
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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