So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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