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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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