don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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