By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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