dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
