Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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