sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
This is the high leading the old right now
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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