And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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