So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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