Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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