it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
