Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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