physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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