She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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