The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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