on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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