At least make sure they are 18
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this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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