I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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