I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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