is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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