We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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