D3 body, D1 cock
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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