Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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