HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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