Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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