you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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