Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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